Thursday, August 25, 2005

Our official post as husband, wife, and roomies

Hello, world.

I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to our little house in Jersey. This is a very special house. Why, you may ask? Well, I'll share a few brief statistics with you:

Our house is 50% married.
Our house is 50% male.
Our house is 1/3 feline.
25% of us are gay.
25% of us are from Scotland.
75% of us are from upstate New York.
100% of us adore Rufus Wainwright.
50% of us adore Martha Wainwright.
25% of us have a signed Martha Wainwright t-shirt that she still hasn't washed.
50% are Mac users.

25% paint seascapes.
25% of us are CT scanners by day, flash-dancing aestheticians by night.
50% of us have been friends since we were 8.
25% of us can play the clarinet.
25% are cancer survivors.
100% of us are under age 30.
100% of us work and study in New York City, and would rather commute and live in a happy neighborhood with cute little kids and their animals next door than step over the inebriated crackhead sleeping in the hallway one more time.

Well, that's a little about us. But what happens when a cabaret-singing stand-up licenced aesthetician, a recovering salvation army employee, and a married couple move in together? And get two cute kitties? Well, if you haven't guess by now, you'll find out in Our House In Jersey.

These entries will be made by all six members of our happy Jersey family: Maria (that's me), Moray (my husband), Aaron, Beth Ann/Liz, and from time to time Basil and Olivia will even contribute their own personal views as to what this house (and its bizarre happenings) are all about!

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