I think to myself what a wonderful world...........

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Humanity to evolve 'goblin' underclass

Mankind's future will be split between a beautiful 'genetic elite' and an underclass of 'goblin' creatures, an expert has predicted.

Dr Oliver Curry, who has spent two months studying the ascent and descent of Man over the next 100 millennia, thinks the upper class will be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative.

But he forecasts an underclass evolved into dim-witted, ugly and squat people, the report said.

Dr Curry said that science and technology could create an ideal human habitat over the next 1,000 years which may spark a "monumental genetic hangover" in the subsequent millennia.

He said: "After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'."

According to Dr Curry, the human race is likely to peak in the year 3,000, before collapsing into technology-driven decline.

Within a thousand years, humans will evolve into coffee-coloured giants between six and seven feet tall, with life spans extending to 120 years, he says.

In 10,000 years time, however, humans may have paid a genetic price for relying on technology and they could come to resemble domesticated animals.

Social skills could be lost, along with emotions such as love, sympathy, trust and respect.

Much further into the future, sexual selection - being choosy about one's partner - was likely to create more and more genetic inequality.

The logical outcome would be two subspecies, "gracile" and "robust" humans representing the rich and poor from long ago in history.


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Maybe that explains evolution denial! I was kind of hoping to be re-incarnated on the star ship enterprise.