Saturday, December 30, 2006

Wail while you wake

and other possible titles for a small business in professional wailing

ok, my final rant of 2006

'F.D.A. Says Food From Cloned Animals Is Safe'

  • New York Times


  • Wtf
    wTf
    wtF
    WTF
    W.T.F

    =

    New years resolution: to finally become a full time vegetarian!

    Lobbyists, lobbyists, will you ever learn that the world just doesn’t need you and your race of small minded business men/women, your fate will be the same as the rest of us.

    second new years resolution: To finally join Peta

    third new years resolution: set up a small business as a professional wailer for funerals


    and now on a more positive note, GLOBAL problems attributed to climate change in 2006 include:

    INDIA: Lohachara in the Bay of Bengal, submerged by rising sea levels, was the first inhabited island to be wiped out by global warming.

    UK: Britain notched up its highest average temperature since records began in 1659.

    EUROPE: The skiing industry in the Alps looks bleak after the warmest successive period for 500 years.

    AFRICA: The Sahara desert continues to expand, turning farmland into sand and fueling civil war in Darfur, Sudan.

    US VIRGIN ISLANDS: The Caribbean island group lost nearly half the coral reefs in study sites.

    GREENLAND: Glaciers are melting, with a 250 per cent loss of ice.

    AUSTRALIA: The bush-fire season is starting earlier and burning more fiercely.

    Not to mention the 'Crack of Doom' in todays news

    PS: I’m a realist, not a miserable bastard

    2 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    >GREENLAND: Glaciers are melting, with a 250 per cent loss of ice.

    Pretty sure you're out of ice once you lose 100%.

    1/02/2007 04:33:00 PM  
    Blogger Maria said...

    Um, I think they meant "compared with ice loss from previous years".

    Original article:

    http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1928862006

    1/02/2007 05:04:00 PM  

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