Wail while you wake
and other possible titles for a small business in professional wailing
ok, my final rant of 2006
'F.D.A. Says Food From Cloned Animals Is Safe'
Wtf
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WTF
W.T.F
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New years resolution: to finally become a full time vegetarian!
Lobbyists, lobbyists, will you ever learn that the world just doesn’t need you and your race of small minded business men/women, your fate will be the same as the rest of us.
second new years resolution: To finally join Peta
third new years resolution: set up a small business as a professional wailer for funerals
and now on a more positive note, GLOBAL problems attributed to climate change in 2006 include:
INDIA: Lohachara in the Bay of Bengal, submerged by rising sea levels, was the first inhabited island to be wiped out by global warming.
UK: Britain notched up its highest average temperature since records began in 1659.
EUROPE: The skiing industry in the Alps looks bleak after the warmest successive period for 500 years.
AFRICA: The Sahara desert continues to expand, turning farmland into sand and fueling civil war in Darfur, Sudan.
US VIRGIN ISLANDS: The Caribbean island group lost nearly half the coral reefs in study sites.
GREENLAND: Glaciers are melting, with a 250 per cent loss of ice.
AUSTRALIA: The bush-fire season is starting earlier and burning more fiercely.
Not to mention the 'Crack of Doom' in todays news
PS: I’m a realist, not a miserable bastard
2 Comments:
>GREENLAND: Glaciers are melting, with a 250 per cent loss of ice.
Pretty sure you're out of ice once you lose 100%.
Um, I think they meant "compared with ice loss from previous years".
Original article:
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1928862006
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